“SHUT UP, IDIOTS!” Image via DC Alamo Drafthouse, a chain of movie theaters that allows you to order booze and a plate of hot wings to your seat no matter how tense or emotional the film, decided to celebrate the June 2 release of Wonder Woman with an all-female screening at their Austin location. That means that not just the …

18.7k SHARES Click subscribe to have OIA’s crisp and professional journalism delivered to your email on the daily. The CDC has confirmed 31 new cases of lesbianism in Texas after an Austin area theater aired Wonder Woman in 3D. Eyewitness reports confirm details of how the movie instantly transported theater guests to a fantasy island filled of buxom copper thigh-ed Amazon …

Party City and Halloween costumes go hand in hand. Harley Quinn costumes will be among the most popular this year, according to Party City predictions. Google has released a list of the 50 most-searched costumes of 2016, and the psychotic, bubbly Harley Quinn tops the list. Not many are surprised. Just searching the hashtag #harleyquinn will bring up thousands of …